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Parker Jacobs • Oct 29, 2013 at 5:02 pm
This article is both humorous and interesting. Most likely, in the not too distant future, the ability to order the brain of your choice, complete with all of the features and strengths that are important to you, will probably be more real than fiction. The advances in human medicine are amazing and we are already dealing with cloning and genetic engineering. Also, since your brain can be paid for with only three easy payments and it includes a Batman carrying case (nice touch) and ShamWow to keep your brain sparkling…who could resist such an offer! Now, if they could also include the option of multiple, pre-programmed languages, that would sweeten the deal!
Reilly Card • Nov 1, 2013 at 7:33 am
So glad that this actually spoke to someone other than just making them laugh, Thanks for the comment!