Got jokes?

Laughing with Lakers

Got jokes?

Jokes are a fun way to cheer people up.  Whether the jokes are good or bad some how they are able to put smiles on faces.  jokes have a way of bringing people together to enjoy a laugh.

What do you call a cow lying down? Ground beef”

— Lauren Zimmerman, 10

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta”

— Emily Zaleski, 10

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits”

— Hepzi Mendelsohn, 10

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear”

— Mr. Eric Pace

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow his prints”

— Kiara Brown,10

Why did the scare crow get a raise? Because he was outstanding in his field”

— Ms.Elizabeth Grabill

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away”

— Vitaliy Vovk

Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side”

— Alexis Chism

What joke do you have to share with Spectrum?  Leave it in a comment below!