Turkey Tales

Turkey Tales

What is the key to a great thanksgiving dinner?

a turkey


Why did the turkey cross the road?

because it was the chicken’s day off


What should you wear to thanksgiving dinner?

a har-vest


Why do pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?

because their belt buckles are on their hats


How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?

He was very thinkful


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”  The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead”.


Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving dinner?

The turkey; he is already stuffed!