Turkey Tales

What is the key to a great thanksgiving dinner?
a turkey
Why did the turkey cross the road?
because it was the chicken’s day off
What should you wear to thanksgiving dinner?
a har-vest
Why do pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?
because their belt buckles are on their hats
How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was very thinkful
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy answered, “No ma’am, they’re dead”.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey; he is already stuffed!

Sarah Durack is a senior at WBHS who enjoys reading, writing, swimming and nature. She has returned to Spectrum after taking the class as a freshman and...
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